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young Earth opposed to doddery Evilutionists Because we SAY SO! Silly Semantics of Strict Evolutionists Prepositions, protheses, presumptions and plain preconceived ideas. Throw it back in their strict evolutionary pseudo scientific fundamentalist teeth! A
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Supernatural has NO place for Evolution! If Talk Origins Site left you intimidated DO NO Fear! The True Origins Site answers all their false skewed diatribe with much better scientific reasoning. From
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“SPECIES DO FORM TODAY? WHY? BECAUSE WE SAY SO!"
We say that new species have developed, and then we bring
forward 6 spurious examples of changed ferns or grasses and 6 artifically
bred fruit flies, that won't mate amongst themselves anymore, in the face
of millions of your definite, distinctly created
species, trying to explain how “nature does TOO” bring higher
order out of its established level of order, and (sorry, there is no other
word for it!) creation out of this chaos! And all that, we substantiate by the birthologic process of evolutionary self-propagation of humans and all creatures—or rather “evolutures”—, as well as by the amazing spontaneous generation phenomenon of snowflakes, that do make a new order out of water molecules every time when it darn well snows! Can’t you see that nature does bring order beyond what we have already? It is so obvious and then look at crystals! My! Wait and see if those crystals will not produce a whole new species by themselves one day! Crystolitarians! In a hundred million years or so! Yes, you will probably say, that these few instances of evolution into a higher order, is like proving that waves started to spontaneously occur in a completely placid ocean, by 10 little stirrings of the water! Well yes! But it’s a beginning! Maybe that proves that a primordial stirring gave way to great waves of creation —oops evolution— in that distant past. Right! Now, we must admit, that in this post crustacean, post-pleistocenic,
post-jurassic, modern dispensation of evolutionary history, that the
“creationary” forces of evolution are in a somewhat — what may seem like
to you unscientific minds — a very loooooong lull cycle! And that"s
exactly what it is! Us, homo sapiens, are indeed now living
in the early post-evolutio-lulloastic era, as Prof. Dr. Son of
Brainovitch et al., proved in their recent research and in his lauded
dissertation, that during the last 10.000 years we have indeed arrived
in the “pre-lullo after-shock period of the post-Evolutionary age
and the seeming quiet-on-the-species-forming-front, of the otherwise standard,
normal, actively speciating evolutionary tradition. It does leave us hard-pressed
for better evidence, that nature does normally create order out
of chaos into a higher order, and better organisms, all
the way from the, never-seen- by-us, pre-primordial soup which
somehow ( YES! WE DO NOT KNOW how these silicon rocks formed gold, silver, neon, iron, proteins, human flesh, plastic and a Pentium 4 processor, which us post-Neanderthalers somehow fished out of our brains, BUT which, of all things, proves without a shadow of a doubt, that order does come from non-order! Look at those messy Neanderthalers, how they were so undisciplined, leaving their flintstones and crude stone hammers lying around everywhere. But somehow through evolution, and we most admit through that pre-scientificus, mythicus-legendicus process of the Christian Era, clear up until 2000 C.E., they somehow started to form or develop (Strict Creationists might say here “create!” Ha! And HA again, as we know it so patronisingly well and much better in our super-semanticised scientific brains) orderly habits in the post-Viking era and then became law-abiding Norwegians and Danes who somehow became quiet enough in spirit, to begin to think reasonably and receive the voices from beyond to invent higher order! Praise BE TO SECULAR HUMANISM! And praise be to US!—The scientific community of the higher empirical gift of post-scientifico-blabberistico semanticology, that leaves the other stupid specimen of our evolutionary homonid race far behind us, in our dustdevil of jargon that we hardly understand ourselves, and have to open our glossaries everytime, as the medicine men of old performed their inherited shamanic traditions and complicated ceremonies, uttering words and phrases that they had only internalised by imitation instead of understanding, until they got so possessed by the departed former medicine men, that it began to come naturally, and LO AND BEHOLD, “we control, exercise and command the demon that our side invoked in the first place!” And you say that evolution doesn’t work!? Ha! Phooey on you, you un-educated morons, where is your Prof Dr. epitaph before your name, that we have earned with hard work, and behind-kissing of our great revered peer-pressure diffusing evolutionary heads, whom we worship because they handle our ivory tower terminology so cool, as market jugglers with 23 balls at a time in one hand, and who manage their 5-ring circus of spurious miniscule results producing research, that you need a microscope to see it, that costs millions and could have been given to the poor, but that I worship because it keeps my wife and children happy to go to the evolutionary by-product of our treasured shopping mall where they can un-ashamedly gorge themselves and splurge in their materialistic habits, that evolution, dialectic materialism, secular humanism and atheist skepticism, have so wonderfully pulled out of the no-no sector and given a reason for existence, and a moralistic politically corrrect rubberstamp of our righteousness, so we don’t have to feel condemned anymore for the lusts of our flesh and carnality! Phoey on you strict fundy creationist! Where can I bite you! So what was I talking about again? Oh yeah! How come that, besides some genetic changes in some fern under laboratory conditions, no other species have been evoluting in the last 6000 years of documented history! Except for our wonderful transhumanist proof under laboratory conditions, of Dolly the sheep and the half goat/half sheep GEEP, that died of over extension and pre-natal deficiencies and creationary heart problems, and was old before it was born! And yes! Those half-ass fruitflies we bombarded with nuclear energy so
long that one or two actually changed in – what Prof Dr. Sorry Specimen
MD. BS., (and WHO is a greater authority on the godamn subject than him)
said was "a real isolated, substantiated, clean empirical instance"
of a creationary (oops there we go again) evolutionary EVENT, so great
that it should be –and certainly will be– front page news on NATIONAL
GEOGRAPHIC and TIMES and NEWSWEEK, Discovery channel, etc.
that do have all the same evolution-promoting bank heads and blank-heads
on the same damn boards. And we are never wrong, because we are a self propagating, self condoning, self centered majority of self proving, self righteous, self promoting, self obsessed, selfish, little elitist clique of SELFolution! And the Senate and the Lower house (since our nation's banking system was hijacked by the Rothschilds) and the Washington Post, times, Newsweek, the Independent, Stern and Paris Match, and all the Schoolbooks that were re-written since Dewey, and the CFR and the oilcompanies are ALL behind us! SO what do you want! Huh? You are doomed to post-scientificus persecution and shut-uppocology through our euthanasia, clean behind closed doors get-rid-of-u-ology where the media will not report it, where our scientific inquisition will silence you into oblivion and get rid of your paranoid persecution complex attitudes once and for all! Ha! Dimwit! Written by: Prof. Dr. Noodleknot, B.S. Article first published in National Geographic in 1974,1975, 1976, 1977,1978, 1979 and some other instances. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Not tongue in cheek anymore:] Mind you, the following is one “instance” and then a real list of references of a “proofs of speciation” article, courtesy Evolution Vs Creation, phocusing mainly on “instances of specification” of plants, flies and fruitflies, mainly because these critters don’t mate with each other anymore after being worked over in laboratories, which “proves that species do arrive in our time!” Bluh!
AN “EXAMPLE” OF SPECIATION!
5.9.2 Morphological Changes in Bacteria Shikano, et al. (1990) reported that an unidentified bacterium underwent a major morphological change when grown in the presence of a ciliate predator. This bacterium's normal [how can they say what is normal if it was unidentified?] morphology is a short (1.5 um) rod. After 8 - 10 weeks of growing with the predator it assumed the form of long (20 um) cells. These cells have no cross walls. Filaments of this type have also been produced under circumstances similar to Boraas' induction of multicellularity in Chlorella. Microscopic examination of these filaments is described in Gillott et al. (1993). Multicellularity has also been produced in unicellular bacterial by predation (Nakajima and Kurihara 1994). In this study, growth in the presence of protozoal grazers resulted in the production of chains of bacterial cells. What they are saying is that the whole human race and all the
animals and other kinds, could have come from one cell, because this one
changed “species” My oh my! What fools these mortals be. If you want to
be “seeing things”, it will appear! How will they prove that this is not
the normal behaviour of these “unidentified cells”, that God made them
to grow longer in the presence of other creatures or circumstances. How
about the conception process, where a spermatozoid enters an egg and “in
the presence” of this sperm the egg changes into four compartments and
then into 16, 32, 64, 128, etc. That is proof of speciation? Come off
it! That is creation on the spot of a new human being! Actually I did
read that this very conception process they now quote as actual proof
of speciation! Incredible! Read this “impressive, compelling” minute little
non-list for yourself on their websites, of unidentified bacteria, ferns
and fruitflies, called Drosophila! The elitist ivory tower Latin language,
for which they ciriticised the Catholic church so much, they use also
and for the same reason! They have to call them Drosophila, in
order that you don’t understand, and are thus very impressed and
so overwhelmed that you are “naturally selected” out of their “higher”
dog-eat-dog ranks!
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Evolution
has a plan, like Marxism & its Dialectics! A plan but no planner?
jackpots not added!)
emerged—we don’t know how—from cooled down rocky lava strata, which,
subjected to day and night cyclistic behaviour, decided to crack and desintegrate
so much, that they became actual dust and then spontaneously started forming
other chemicals than themselves, OR, — and we admit that
is a big OR— somehow attracted them by some yet unknown to us process,
(But the expert of that discipline, the honorable laureate and Nobel Price
winner Prof Dr. Goldstein de Santiago von Barabas, et al. are working
on it!) yes, attracted them from outer space! (Theory and research is
ongoing!)
It’s like
saying that yorkshire terriers are a different species of dogs, because
they don’t mate anmyore with Great Danes!” While the truth is the poor
little bastards can’t reach the hole! And the poor big bastards
overshoot the target and if they target right they cannot enter because
of size! Dammit! But they are still both dogs, products of micro evolution
within a species, which is part of Gods Creation! Whereas Macro Evolution,
or the occurrence of a NEW species does NOT EXIST! 