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Evolution
hits the Jackpot time and again
How
science & statistics don't
matter anymore when you really fervently believe in something!
Academic
Peer Pressure Poor believers are forced to give up their faith
or how others never got it in the first place!
Pocketbook Loyalties You cannot serve
God & Mammon, nor Science falsely socalled! The real bottomline!
How Evolution made me look so noble and King of the animals
I do not know! See that long nose & little white around my mouth,
giving me that distiguished beard look? 
The
leaky theory is full of holes. Creation versus Evolution! Down
to the fecal smelly nitty gritty.
A
young Earth opposed to doddery Evilutionists
Youg Earth facts but never convincing enough for strict evolutionists.
A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still!
Because
we SAY SO! Silly Semantics of Strict Evolutionists Prepositions,
protheses, presumptions and plain preconceived ideas. Throw it back in
their strict teeth! Evol Fanatics! Scientific Fundamentalists and their
evil Inquisition!
Blind
as a bat
Prof. Dr. Satan and Prof Dr. Sagan and all his other anointed
cronies! None so blind as those who refuse to see.
Humanist
Philosophy
for a 1000 Years! Or longer? God is dead, they hope Ha!
A
little god with a strong will Evolution has a plan, like Marxism!
Dialectics!
Religious
viewpoints From religious Viewpoints
The
Evilution of Sex? Yes!
Hilarious! Now this is the hot page!
The
Supernatural has NO place for Evolution! 
Contrary to what little Bankboy
"Sir" Julien Huxley had to say, that "Evolution had no
place for the Supernatural!" Well it is the other way around!
If
Talk Origins Site left you intimidated DO NO Fear!
The True Origins Site answers all their
false skewed diatribe with much better scientific reasoning.
From
Dark to Light.
ALl was dark, until light came, while our primates were still blind
From
Chaos to Reason
The Kingdom of Almighty God!
From
Blind to Seeing
how the fish wished for sight! And got it! .
From
Inertia to Moving
First you is a rock, now you is a fish!
Landbased
to Airborne
How the graviationals took to the sky by sheer wil power! What is willpower?
Gravitationbound to Up and away!
How rocks starting swinning, walking and flying! What will be next?
Just
Coincidenses
Evolution has a sense of humor if it created these!
Space
to Wiggle
believers
BAAAAAANG!!!!!!!
Were you there when it blew? How an explosion finally resulted in a Pentium
4 computer chip!
Pre
mordial Soup
Where did the soup come from.
ROCK
& WATER
Lightning and perculating life! Your soul is just electricity!
ENERRRRRGY!!!!
Where did Energy come from! From Matter! Where did matter come from? From
energy! The chicken or the egg?
No
Rock, No nothing What was before evolution? GOD?
Evolution
creates Cute and Evil How does Evolution make such cute "good
animals and such evil looking bad ones, as if to warn us?
The
WET MODUS
Why should species have evolved from water? Just because it
is mainly water? That is a belief, not proof!
Spirit
to Matter
From
NON Creators to Creationists
From
Sufferers to Problem Solvers
From
Pagans to gods
In
the Image of Whom or What?
Why
is Evolution so Benign? Why does Evolution
not randomly kill us all off?
Climate
Changes
Universal Order fully
THE PLATYPUS MONKEY WRENCH IN THE EVOLUTIONARY MACHINERY!
One possible way that the Platypus came about??
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A PENIS THAT REFUSED TO GROW IN 400
MILLION YEARS
DADDY-LONG-PENIS
Now this is the greatest stint I have seen in a long time. The evols
discovered a 400 million year old daddy-long-legs, and it was "remarkably
similar" [ which means "unchanged & totally the same"
in evolutionist diatribe, like the wollemie pine!] to the modern day species.
And now it comes! His penis too! Unchanged or "remarkably
similar!" It was two thirds the length of its body. It should rather
be called a "Daddy-long-penis." My! YOU wouldnt be able
to walk around with such a size! Especially in an aroused stage! Ha!---Ah
that figures! He was fossilized in the very stage of arousal! Kind of
like the Pharisees catching the woman in the very act of adultery! Or
like the mammoths found with grass in their mouths, instantly buried and
fossilized. Oh yes! And its penis had not changed in 400 million years!
The Daddy-long-penis, that is.
THE LULL OF EVOLUTION & NATIONAL PORNOGRAPHIC
My! What has evolution been doing all those years. 65 million years ago,
even us, the homo sapiens, weren't even around yet or "evolved from
monkeys". [Sorry! Yes sir! Ape primates I mean off course! Sino primato?]
There were only dinosaurs dying out at that time because of that amazing
asteroid that hit the earth, remember?, that the scientists saw by the
Iridium! Even such a complex thing--because we are no more than a spirit-less
thing! Duh!--as us humans, wasn't even around yet, except our baboonic
ancestors. They were walking around with average size penises like we
have today. Perhaps a wee bit smaller. Ours I mean, cause those baboons
pack a wallop.
Anyway, evolution has been lying down on the job with those "long
legs", at least their penises! They haven't changed one bit in 400
million years! You realize how long that is? They're still the same
size today! There was a 400 million year lull, [which by the way is Dutch
for penis, Lul!] What an amazing "proof of evolution."
Nothing speciated, nothing grew or evolved in 400 million years! Daddy-long-legs
did not only refuse to grow a bigger penis, but he refused to speciate
into another species alltogether!
Well I'm sure the high fallutin evol scientists will come up with one
of their wonderful schemes & explanations as to why the damn insect
stayed the same the whole time, from before we humans were around &
all the way until we totally developed in gansta rappers within 400 million
years. Those scientist always do come up with someting. That's what they
were trained to do by Gould, Sangster, et al. They have amazingly long
sleeves with lots of ideas up it, that no matter what, always make it
into high falluting scientific magazines, or National Pornografic!
LONG-LEGS IS OLDER THAN A LIVING TRILOBITE!
One thing I dont understand!
Don't you wonder why they're not yelling out as loud as with the discovery
of the wollemie pine, that the daddy-long-legs is "a living dinosaur"?
It's actually even older than dinosaurs! And unchanged
at that! I mean that is quite a discovery! I just looked it up from an
evol site! [Imagine here, a mature sonore voice-over, full of confidence,
with animated pictures of trilobites.]
"Trilobites, extinct sea creatures, were one
of the first forms of life on earth.They ruled the world before
the time of the dinosaurs during the Paleozoic Era, from the Cambrian
Period to the Permian Period (between 545 and 251 million years ago)
So 400 million year old daddy-long-legs were trilobites'
contemporaries! I mean I am no patronising scientist, so what do I know,
but that is what their website says. This aroused daddy long legs
was 400 millon years old, in a more developed stage than the trilobite.
Well it seems that these trilobites did not rule the world alone,
400 million years ago. They shared it with the daddy-long-legs! And they
were much fancier than those simple trilobites! And exponentially thinking,
if they didn't change at all in the last 400 million years evol lull,
what makes you think that they developed any in the 400 million years
before that! They are probably older than trilobites. I
mean that is what they do all the time, exponentially thinking,
right? So can a kid, even without a PHD before his name. These long legs
are much older and really ruled the world 800 million years ago
before trilobites even were trilobites!
So there! I think I would make a wonderful evolutionist, if I were dumb
enough and perversely corrupted enough in my thinking by the money &
self esteem that it generates in the higher halls of learning.
Well they'll sweep this living PRE- trilobite under the evol carpet of
course, as he doesn't fit into their scenario of course. Mind you this
was only published in a Chinese newspaper. Maybe not worldwide in their
Corporate Lying Media! Too embarrasing. Research into a 400 million year
old aroused penis of a pre-trilobite! That is politically not correct!
Ha! What fools these mortals be.
Well, bear with us now as we will help you to believe even more in how
evolution created Sex! Mind you, before God had even evolved into non-existent
minds of man! What brainwashing! You know the poor dudes on the blogging
sites who waffle from their pre-meditated media mind-shit, about this
site, even wonder whether I am spoofing creationists? "He is either
a dimwit or a very smart spoofer!" They can't even see beyond
their National Greographic Discovery channel Brain Conditioning. Poor
fools!
HOW
EVILUTION CREATED SEX!
Alright! Evolution! How could Evolution
have created SEX? How did the sexual organs come into being? Consider
the following possible (?) Scenarios:
- THE EXHAUSTED
AMOEBA
An amoeba was tired of multiplying by
dividing, and losing half its identity and substance every time, so
it decided (it willed!) to only part with just a little piece
of her substance instead of a complete half of it each time. As this
one amoeba had to split up again, it made a deal with its last-born
other identity. She said to her other half:
"This time I create and expulse just a little tiny ball of my substance,
and you expulse a fluid from yours. Then they will somehow get together
and our natural selection god will make them go poof! together and become
one, and so create the new amoeba! Waddayathink? A lot easier no?"
And so male and female and the primary primate's sexual process
was born? No! I mean evolved!
And evolution saw that it was good!
- THE STICKY FISH AND THE
FIRST PERIOD
One fish primate got so tired of secreting his sticky secretion every
time, as each time it stuck to his belly for the longest time. So by
its pure willpower, "it" (from then on called "he") willed to
extend his secretion hole into some kind of protuberance, a tube and
later a trunk, to deposit the secretion fluid!
Another fish—just about that same timeperiod—was so infatuated,
so tickled pink with her own eggs, that she didn't want to deposit them
anymore! And so out of sheer willpower, she willed to keep sucking
them in as they began to eject from "her"! Over a period of exactly
4.567 million years, that same fish—which happened to suffer from longevity—kept
sucking the eggs back in, so far, that she wound up with a tube, a channel
going inside where once was only a little hole! She sucked up so many
eggs over time, that it had become wide enough to accommodate foreign
objects. After every sucking period though, she had to catch her breath,
which caused her to have "her period" where she lost the bloody eggs!
That's the real reason, believe it or not!
[If you are not yet tired
of these highly scientific projections and intelligent
extrapolations of evolutionary theory,
we have yet another one! [Who knows? Maybe they'll
adopt my theories some day!]
- This primate of primates, the
father of the father of our father of course, the trunk-fish primate,
was at last equipped with a sizeable trunk hanging between his fins,
which now secreted evolutionary sticky secretion, without sticking anymore.
The trouble was increasingly such though, that the female primary primates,
had their eggs sucked up, hidden away in their bellies, so deep,
that it became more and more difficult for the male trunk fish to find
eggs to fertilise by depositing and secreting his secretion.
So instead of hunting for the increasingly rare eggs, one fish got finally
so bold as to approach a female eggsucking fish, and tickle her
on her dorsal fin with his spineless little trunk, so that she, out
of sheer pleasure, turned around and began to lay on her back with her
fins spread wide open!
BUT! At that precise moment, she saw through the male (they were
still clear in those days!) realising what he was after, and that she
was being had! Anxious for her eggs, she started sucking for
dear life, still laying on her back! But that’s exactly what
the trunk fish had expected and he proceeded to hang his trunk right
over the hole, whereupon it got violently sucked in! The female fish
was in throes, suspecting what he was after, that she kept almost losing
her breath, thereby generating a non-constant sucking action which caused
the trunk to go in and out of her channel. The trunk got finally so
sensitive, that it turned bright purple and got swollen, and stiff as
a fishingrod. As it swelled up, it finally reached the depth where the
eggs were kept, and as the trunk fish came in and came out and came
in, and kept coming, it finally lost its secretion! This sucking and
funky principle was then perfected over a period of another 6 billion
years. In the meantime we evolved from that fish and kept it up. We
only lost our fins and scales, gained legs and arms, a seperate head
on a neck, buttocks, nipples and lots of nice skin!
But somehow the females wanted boobs, so they kept pushing out their
chests! First the right and then the left chest as they willed two of
them! And thank God for the creative powers of "natural selection",
he did the "Poof!!!" and God bless him, he made those nipples
very nice and so appealing! I mean he didn't have to do that in bright
pink!? He could have still made them with scales! You know? Oh we praise
thee, blessed Evo Lution! Where would we have been without you! We want
to thank you also for the nice soft pussies and hard penies, and that
you made us breathe air instead of suck water through our quills, although
it is nice to make love under water too, once in a while!
We just love those soft boobs, and we really like our trunks!
Thanks! And most of us, really would like bigger ones. SO, as
we will this over a period of another billion years, we expect
you to give us longer and stronger penises, that stay hard all
the time! Thank you Evo, our great god! Thank you!
And please Evo,
make the females all into nympho maniacs who want "it" all
the time, and that they will will their headaches to go
away too! Thanks!
Well,
if, after all our trying to get you to believe in the god of evolution,
you're still not fully convinced that Evilution was the REAL GOD behind
sex (Your own fault!), then we really don’t blame you very much!
We know that it isn't easy! It is hard for us too!
 But
how about the other candidates: The Devil, Satan or Lucifer, whom the
Bible calls "the God of this world"! Did the Devil create
Sex perhaps? Isn't that what you would believe if you'd repeatedly listen
to the churches, who maintain that sex is an evil thing, and that sex
virtually equals sin! Find out for yourself, if
the Devil created sex, and IF he really
liked it so very much! Or did God
perhaps create SEX? Well if He did, we'll have to change our views
and perception on Him as well, for creating such an un-religious a-religious
thing as SEX! Huh! Not to speak of all those billions of pretty naked
women, He created! Tsk Tsk!
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